What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : No

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

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I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Then let's have some coffee

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I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

What did your best friend do that ended your friendship?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : I don't drink

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

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Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

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Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

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P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : I'm 24.

Me : Thank you.

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He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

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He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

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By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Sure.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Tea ?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know